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Here is a little something a friend of mine sent:

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San
Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what
the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other
man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So
he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear
up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair
of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car
keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and
asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he
got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy
shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,
kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just
ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."