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> A Little Canadian Humor,
> Forget Rednecks,
> Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
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> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
> September through May,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If someone in a Home Depot store
> Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
> With someone who dialed a wrong number,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
> South of Detroit for the weekend,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you measure distance in hours,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you know several people
> Who have hit a deer more than once,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
> In the same day and back again,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
> During a raging blizzard without flinching,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you install security lights on your house and garage,
> But leave both unlocked,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you carry jumpers in your car
> And your wife knows how to use them,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you design your kid's Halloween costume
> To fit over a snowsuit,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
> You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If driving is better in the winter
> Because the potholes are filled with snow,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you know all 4 seasons:
> Almost winter, winter, still winter,
> And road construction,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you have more miles
> On your snow blower than your car,
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
> You may live in Canada .
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> If you actually understand these jokes,
> And forward them to all
> Your Canadian friends & others,
> You definitely live in Canada .

Wirklich lustig

KLASSE !

Ausserdem eine vorzügliche Antwort für diesen Thread http://kanada.siteboard.eu/ft593...derungsgr%FCnde

Danke für Deine lustigen Beträge-Jan- Habe selten so gelacht.
LG Beate

Zitat von Arturo

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Humor ist, wenn man trotzdem lacht

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, divert YOUR course."
Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri. We are a large warship of the US Navy. DIVERT YOUR COURSE *NOW*."
Canadians: "We are a lighthouse. Your call."

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This is why I love canadians

Zitat von Arturo

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Oder:

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Gröööl...

Vancouver, B.C. 24-September-2008 [JP]

Unbeknownst to Prime Minister Stephen Harper (Conservative Party) and Jack Layton (NDP),
Stephane Dion (Liberal Party) has secretly purchased a
new aircraft carrier – in honour of the recent revelations of previous Prime Minister
Jean Chrétien’s sponsorship scandal & patronage appointments.
This aircraft carrier has been christened The HMCS Jean Chrétien.

The following photo was shot last week in B.C. waters,
showing the HMCS Jean Chrétien carrying our new secret four-engine
“Short Takeoff and Landing” (STOL) maritime patrol aircraft...

cool - so`n Dingen brauch ich auch für meinen Gartenteich

Der Pilot dieser Maschine ha mit Sicherheit Mut zur Luecke Soviel koennte ich gar nicht saufen dass ich mich da rein setzen wuerde

Aber wie hat ma lein Comedian hier gesagt:" Canadian nuclaer defence? We carry all our microwaves to the border or what??

So lond Dieter