1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism is socially acceptable 3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians 4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next 5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada 6. The FLQ 7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys 8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers 9. NON-smokers are the outcasts 10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"
1. Big Rock between you and B.C. 2. Ottawa who? 3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approximately 200 percent for the rest of the country. 4. The Premier is a fat, alcoholic who is easy to make fun of. 5. Flames vs. Oilers. 6. Stamps vs. Eskies. 7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 8. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be it's own country. 9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it.