A Priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust..... 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
A newphi is walking through his first time in a big Canadian city.
He looks at a sign outside a restaurant that says "Lobstertail and beer, only $10.00"
"Lobster Tail and Beer" he shouts happily, "Dat is tree of me favorite tings!!!!"
(To understand this joke though you must know "tail" is cheap and easy sex)
An other Newphi joke....
A newphi calls to the local fire department in shock and alarm reporting "Me house is on fire and you guys gotta come here and put dis fire out right away!!!!"
The dispatcher says "calm down my friend we will help, just tell us please, how do we get there?"
There is a confused silence for a moment, then the Newphi asks "Dont you guys still got dem big red trucks????"
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Thema drucken
03.02.2009 09:00
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