A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk." This time the woman turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhha! Air Canada."
A little boy is going to his daddy. ‘Daddy, where is poo coming from?’
Daddy starts sweating and tries to figure out how to explain this to his 6-year old son.
He starts with: ‘Em, you know son, if you eat something … … your body can’t absorb all the nutrients which you eat.’ ‘Because of that you have to go to the toilet … … and you know … you have to poo.’
The boy looks a little bit afraid and asks his Daddy: ‘And where is Tigger coming from?’
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12.02.2009 09:20
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